"We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles," Steele told the Washington Times. "But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings."
"It will be avant garde, technically," he said of the new public relations team he's signing on. "It will come to the table with things that will surprise everyone - off the hook." He also added: "I don't do 'cutting-edge.' That's what Democrats are doing. We're going beyond cutting-edge."
Simpsons episode 4F12, "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show:"
(pause) We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
So he's proactive, huh?
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. I'm fired, aren't I?
No, no, no! He was supposed to have attitude.
Um... wh-what do you mean, exactly?
Oh, you know, attitude, attitude! Uh... sunglasses!
Can we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context?
Forget context, he's gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice shmear of surfer.
I feel we should rastafy him by ... ten percent or so.