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ID-01: Bill Sali's "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing"

by: James L.

Mon Oct 06, 2008 at 5:51 PM EDT


You've got to hand it to GOP Rep. Bill "Brain Fade" Sali -- he sure keeps things interesting. Just check out what he had to say in the Sunday edition of the Idaho Statesman's Voter Guide. Sali and his Democratic opponent, businessman Walt Minnick, were both asked: "What has been a turning point or a challenge in your adult life?" (Emphasis mine.)

Minnick gave a thoughtful answer about his decision to resign from his job at the Nixon White House during the Watergate Scandal.

And here's what Bill Sali had to say:

Bill Sali was assigned a book report in the fourth grade. Uncharacteristically, he blew it off. "I procrastinated," Sali said. "When I didn't get it done, I took an F." It was the first and last 'F' Sali ever got, and it became a transforming experience for the future congressman. From that point on he always was a good student, and while he acknowledged that he dropped some classes in college because he took on too much class load, he never again failed. "It changed my focus," Sali said in a telephone interview. "It was a turning point for me because I knew I had to be serious about things."

Yup, the most formative experience of Sali's life was flunking that book report in grade school. This might explain a few things.

James L. :: ID-01: Bill Sali's "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing"
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Brain Fade
Don't let it happen to you.



I faked data for my seventh grade science fair
and I still came in 2nd place, despite the fact that anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of statistics should have been able to tell the data was fake.  

I'm sure that qualifies me for US Senate at least, maybe a a top level cabinet position.

28, Unenrolled, MA-08


Actually, try to run for president.
They might bring it up during the campaign, but you can always find dirt against your opponent.  Maybe your opponent--wait--your opponent DEFINITELY plagiarized his second grade book report.  Oh, and he also stole lunch money.  Use those in attack ads.

And his running mate did crack.  And came within 50 meters of a convicted sex offender.

party: Democratic, ideology: moderate, district: CT-01


[ Parent ]
You could easily send this over to TheOnion.com
(just don't tell them it's not fiction!)


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